THG: Mocking Jay Pt1 - Movie Review (Spoilers alert)

 I know this might be a little too late, but unfortunately I just got to watch the move yesterday.
 

So Katniss Everdeen is still fighting the Capitol, aka President Snow and some unknown punch of people, and warming up for the revolution , whilst some of her friends, three hunger games winners got caught and kept in the Capitol, including the-always-in-trouble-waiting-for-katty-to-rescue-him Petah Mellark.
So here she is, Katniss, a 120-out-of-123-minutes-movie-long weak crying  badly-shaken vulnerable bitch unlike we've all seen her before, wanting only to rescue Petah even if that meant letting everyone in all districts die.
Katniss is being held in an underground military facility in the district 13, where all the Rebels are hiding too, and been asked by President Alma to make some Propaganda clips (Propos) to be sent and aired everywhere over the other districts to send a message to rebels everywhere and to be their Mocking Jay symbol. So they just waste almost an hour trying to shoot some hideous clips till they decide by Haymitch who suddenly appears from the darkness to tell his awesome idea, to send her to the district 12 to see by herself and shoot the adds and to improvise, so they sent her off to the ruins  
with half-shaved-headed-Margery-Tyrill" and some guys you won't care to remember their names!.

So she goes and finds that everything was brought to the ground and sees tons of skeletons and gives a strong sensational message to President Snow, after she finds her house which somehow happens to be the only one that was literally untouched, not a single glass was broken, and she takes some stuff back with her including her sister's cat.

Then Katniss goes with the crew to visit a hospital filled with hundreds of injured people to encourage them and other people and inspire them revolutionary blah blah blah, then Snow knows that she was there, so he sends aircrafts -or whatever- to bomb it, and kill everyone there as they treated him and welcomed the Mocking Jay to send a message everywhere that this is what happens to traitors,-or to make people more angry of him? he seemed like a con to me, not anymore-.




Then we get to Petah, we see some interview with Caesar Flickermn talking about how they -he and Katniss- where used by the Rebels, and that she doesn't know what she's doing, but obviously he looks fake like he was so pushed into it, till we know for sure he really was, after he cries later by the end of the movie warning them of a raid by Snow, that arrives only 8 minutes after this, and somehow no one dies at all,
But when they somehow -unconvincingly, even we knew later how and why did it happen- rescue Petah, he turned into a monster and tried to kill Katniss, in the only only interesting 3 minutes through the movie -including the final shot at his bed-.



I have two NBs that I've always wondered about,
- How on earth does her hair looks so perfect through the entire movie? Even after rain, getting her ass kicked, getting bombed, her hair just magically turns perfect!

Plus who is this? compare to the first photo up here, who is this?

- How on earth do they still use arrows and bows? I mean they have almost-space-troopers, hologram TVs, and almost-aircrafts, yet they send off a girl to fight them using 10 significant arrows and a bow? and she even blew up the two aircrafts using only one arrow!



Also, who the hell choose to NOT feature the "Lorde" song in the movie? That SUCKED! It's way better than the entire movie you fools!. And yet, they chose to make us listen to Katniss sing, fast forwarded, which was not bad, but Lorde dudes!

I also still can't believe how fake Julianne Moore and Seymour Hoffman did seem, and how awesome did Elizabeth Banks looked, she is my best favorite thing about this movie! And I can't believe I'm saying this.
"Everyone will want to kiss you, kill you, or be you".

So this is the first part of the third part of the Hunger Games franchise, and just like what they did with The Hobbit and Twilight, and what they didn't do with Harry Potter -Fortunately- this first part is completely so uncalled for, you can easily pass it, The hunger games are over, I mean come on, Gone Girl had more action less talking than this movie!
So just wait for the Part two. Unless you're a fan girl.