Saturday, January 17, 2015

Ant-man - Trailer Review


I saw the Ant-man trailer few days ago, but I had to wait a while till I make up an opinion about how I felt about it, It's not that awesome trailer, specially when I'm doing this after the trailer for Avengers2: Age of Ultron, which was pretty awesome! and it had fuckin Ultron!
Unlike Avengers2, this trailer had no wow factor, you saw no shrinking, no superpowers -except for riding flies-,  both are almost 6 months ahead of the movie so this is no excuse for Ant-man.

It was mostly some dude (Michael Douglas) talking some other guy (the never-aging Paul Rudd) into being a super hero who shrinks himself and any other thing into the size of ants!

The anti-aging-super-hot-abs Mr Paul Rudd, everyone! -plus tons of close shots of Paul Rudd's face through the first half of the trailer, no idea why-

Somehow my favorite shot from the entire trailer, no idea why!

The awesome-but-not-less-hideous Ant-man suit

It's all about this, your ant rides wasps :D
-plus blurring everything around and focusing only on the ant/wasp is like the cheesiest oldest graphics trick ever!

But overall, two things that I like about the movie;
- There are no references to Marvel universe in the trailer, I'm a DC fan anyways.
- The list line about Paul asking if it's too late to change the name, they know it sounds silly, and they're still selling it making fun of them selves, this was tight!

So I think we should just wait for he next trailer, to see Yellow Jacket and how his powers work actually, anyways who knew that a squirrel and a talking tree would be that much of a hit in the Guardians of the Galaxy? Maybe you'll like this ant-riding-wasps this time too ;)

Friday, January 16, 2015

The Avengers2: Age of Ultron - Trailer Review


*In his majestically-awesome voice*
"There are no strings one me! I'm gonna tear you apart from the inside"
This was awesome! Ultron is going to be the Badassest Badass ever.
He is broken, wants the Avengers broken, wants the whole world broken!
Doesn't he just look awesome?!
not only that, but also

Doesn't that remind you of Scarlet Witch? Did he take her powers? Makes you wonder!

Best thing about this trailer is almost the worst thing about it; there are almost no new scenes here, all the shots look similar -but not less awesome- to all shots we've seen before in the first movie, how's that cool? Well, it's not gonna be like Spider-man movie trailers where it's all about spoilers and when you're at the movies you're always like "yeah, I saw that in the trailer, and that, and that, puffff"!
But as for the plot, It looks like -somehow- he's making them fight and turn onto each other,
and the fight between Hulk and Iron-man will be stupidly AWESOMEEE!
But I stand with Hulk, even if you're Stark, never piss the Hulk off, I mean look at this (even if his red eyes looks like he's somehow under Ultron's spell)


But first, we still have this dude, who acts as if he's always in charge just because he's called Captain America and he wears a blue and red tight suit, while he's totally uncalled for.


 And we also still got this guy, an average male version of Katniss Everdeen, who fights next to Hlk and Thor and Iron-man using his cool-ass-Bolt ? Hawke, everyone!

And If you ever forgot why do we still have Black Widow aka Scarlet boobs, or ass in this shot.
That's typically how Marvel imagines super heroins!

This is new, we don't actually get to know who this really is, but she looks black, finally a black superhero , or maybe villain, -and at the same time another woman in the cast- who drops her rope in her first second on the screen- Classic Marvel!

So that's pretty much what we got from the trailer, I really can't wait for Ultron and the Iron-man vs Hulk battle !

Hey wait a minute....WHERE IS LOKI ?!!

Thursday, January 15, 2015

The Oscars 2015 nominations (My Picks)


Just a few weeks after the awesome N P Harris invited us -in the coolest way ever- to go attend the Oscars, the official 2015 Nominees have been just announced few minutes ago.
You can check them in the link below :
http://oscar.go.com/nominees?cid=oscars_nominees_announcement_cadillac

But I'm not going to write them all here, I'm just gonna write down my choices for the prizes this year, so fingers crossed! I hope they get them, and I hope you like my choices! -they might not be familiar nor that 'profound or professional' :

Best Picture:
Whiplash

Birdman


Actor:
Benedict Cumberbatch

Michael Keaton


Actress;

Julianne Moore

Marion Cotillard


Actor in supporting role:
Robert Duvall

J. K. Simmons


Actress in supporting role:
Meryl Streep

Keira Knightley


Animated feature film:
Big hero 6


Directing:
The Grand Budapest

Birdman

Boyhood


Costume Design:
The Grand Budapest

Into the Woods


Music:

Interstellar

The Grand Budapest


Music, Original Song:
Begin Again (Lost Stars)


Visual Effects:
X-men Days of the future Past

The Guardians of the Galaxy


Foreign Language Film:
Ida

Leviathan

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Pic of the day (First images from the new edition of Harry Potter full-color books)

THG: Mocking Jay Pt1 - Movie Review (Spoilers alert)


 I know this might be a little too late, but unfortunately I just got to watch the move yesterday.
 
So Katniss Everdeen is still fighting the Capitol, aka President Snow and some unknown punch of people, and warming up for the revolution , whilst some of her friends, three hunger games winners got caught and kept in the Capitol, including the-always-in-trouble-waiting-for-katty-to-rescue-him Petah Mellark.
So here she is, Katniss, a 120-out-of-123-minutes-movie-long weak crying  badly-shaken vulnerable bitch unlike we've all seen her before, wanting only to rescue Petah even if that meant letting everyone in all districts die.
Katniss is being held in an underground military facility in the district 13, where all the Rebels are hiding too, and been asked by President Alma to make some Propaganda clips (Propos) to be sent and aired everywhere over the other districts to send a message to rebels everywhere and to be their Mocking Jay symbol. So they just waste almost an hour trying to shoot some hideous clips till they decide by Haymitch who suddenly appears from the darkness to tell his awesome idea, to send her to the district 12 to see by herself and shoot the adds and to improvise, so they sent her off to the ruins  
with half-shaved-headed-Margery-Tyrill" and some guys you won't care to remember their names!.


So she goes and finds that everything was brought to the ground and sees tons of skeletons and gives a strong sensational message to President Snow, after she finds her house which somehow happens to be the only one that was literally untouched, not a single glass was broken, and she takes some stuff back with her including her sister's cat.

Then Katniss goes with the crew to visit a hospital filled with hundreds of injured people to encourage them and other people and inspire them revolutionary blah blah blah, then Snow knows that she was there, so he sends aircrafts -or whatever- to bomb it, and kill everyone there as they treated him and welcomed the Mocking Jay to send a message everywhere that this is what happens to traitors,-or to make people more angry of him? he seemed like a con to me, not anymore-.




Then we get to Petah, we see some interview with Caesar Flickermn talking about how they -he and Katniss- where used by the Rebels, and that she doesn't know what she's doing, but obviously he looks fake like he was so pushed into it, till we know for sure he really was, after he cries later by the end of the movie warning them of a raid by Snow, that arrives only 8 minutes after this, and somehow no one dies at all,
But when they somehow -unconvincingly, even we knew later how and why did it happen- rescue Petah, he turned into a monster and tried to kill Katniss, in the only only interesting 3 minutes through the movie -including the final shot at his bed-.



I have two NBs that I've always wondered about,
- How on earth does her hair looks so perfect through the entire movie? Even after rain, getting her ass kicked, getting bombed, her hair just magically turns perfect!

Plus who is this? compare to the first photo up here, who is this?

- How on earth do they still use arrows and bows? I mean they have almost-space-troopers, hologram TVs, and almost-aircrafts, yet they send off a girl to fight them using 10 significant arrows and a bow? and she even blew up the two aircrafts using only one arrow!



Also, who the hell choose to NOT feature the "Lorde" song in the movie? That SUCKED! It's way better than the entire movie you fools!. And yet, they chose to make us listen to Katniss sing, fast forwarded, which was not bad, but Lorde dudes!

I also still can't believe how fake Julianne Moore and Seymour Hoffman did seem, and how awesome did Elizabeth Banks looked, she is my best favorite thing about this movie! And I can't believe I'm saying this.
"Everyone will want to kiss you, kill you, or be you".

So this is the first part of the third part of the Hunger Games franchise, and just like what they did with The Hobbit and Twilight, and what they didn't do with Harry Potter -Fortunately- this first part is completely so uncalled for, you can easily pass it, The hunger games are over, I mean come on, Gone Girl had more action less talking than this movie!
So just wait for the Part two. Unless you're a fan girl.

Monday, January 12, 2015

Pic of the day (Math Hacks for all Math nerds)








Sunday, January 11, 2015

JeSuisCharlie (Tributes, updated)